"noah's ark."

"noah's ark." is the second episode of the fourth season of "My Virtual Escape", and the twentieth episode overall. It premiered on May 14, 2018 on StoryFire.

Description
Noah finally completes the "Ark Node" and gives it to Abraham and Isaac to detonate in E.V.E.

Plot
TBA

StoryFire Prologue
Noah tinkers with his computers and gadgets, gathering part after part. Noah’s Mom comes into the garage with pizza rolls.

MRS. CRABTREE: Here ya go, Noah. Don’t burn your tongue this time. It makes your lisp worse.

NOAH: Shut the fuck up, Mom! Just drop the tray and leave, you know the drill.

MRS. CRABTREE: What are you working on, honey?

NOAH: MOM! It’s top-secret. BYEEE!

Mrs. Crabtree leaves while Noah opens up this x-rated website that he had minimized.

NOAH: Don’t worry, Isabella. Mommy won’t get between us… unless you want her to. hehe.

Noah deposits some bitcoin into Isabella’s account and then grabs some of his own product. Noah starts smoking and seeing things.

NOAH: Ahhh, just a few more finishing touches… and it’ll finally be complete.

THE HALLUCINATION: Not so fast, Noah.

NOAH: What the-

THE HALLUCINATION: It’s me! Ferdinand Magellan! First person to sail around the world.

NOAH: Bullshit! You’d fall right off the fucking side…

THE HALLUCINATION: The Earth is not flat, Noah… Also, the flood is coming. You musn’t delay.

NOAH: Wait, what?

THE HALLUCINATION: Two. There must be two people. Just like the Bible.

NOAH: Eureka! You’re right! And I need a second circuit here! BOOM! It’s finished! Hahahah! The Ark Node is finally complete. I shall call it… “Noah’s Ark”.

THE HALLUCINATION: Remember… two people to the ark, Noah.

NOAH: Yeah, yeah. I get it. Now leave me the fuck alone!

The Hallucination grabs a pizza roll and disappears back into Noah’s imagination.

NOAH: HEY! THAT WAS MINE!

Characters

 * Isaac Kalder
 * Arachnid
 * Great Aunt Martha
 * Joseph Kalder
 * Noah
 * Michael
 * Adam
 * Archie
 * The Overlord
 * Gingy

Trivia

 * The episode's title is a reference to the famous Biblical story, and the Ark Node created by Noah in the episode.

Soundtrack

 * "The Gun" - Juliette Reilly